July 2011
freddydeadman:
Smile everytime you can.
the-absolute-funniest:
Dancing:
Eating:
Drinking:
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When Microsoft Word tries to tell you that you...
tyannabaybee:
Bitch how the fuck you gone tell me who the fuck I AM ?!?
Gandhi on Homosexuality
selectiveavant-garde:
pink-lesbians:
alannafalana:
gay-men:
“Two gay Englishmen came to Gandhi in the 1930s and asked him what he thought of their relationship.
The Mahatma asked some questions and for a short time fell silent.
Then he said, “The greatest gift God gives us is another person to love.”
Placing the hands of each man in the other’s, he quietly and with a smile asked, “Who...
June 2011
HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT?!
TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART TWO PREMIERE!
That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
the-absolute-funniest:
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Hahahahaha GPOY so much.
Anonymous asked: U owe me $20
People on Tumblr.
taylaaa285:
Girls on tumblr:
Boys on tumblr:
And me:
GPOY so damn hard.
lohaley-deactivated20110713-dea asked: Midnight bottle. I need oxygen! We were Taylor Maude for eachoter.
Name the (music) artist.
Name the (music) artist.
Anonymous asked: Would you make out with a giraffe?
Anonymous asked: Masterbate often?
LAUREN
This is us.
I wish people would realize that they're not as...
C’mon, you’re still legally a kid. Start acting like one and get that stick out of your ass.
I don’t drink, but I would actually really like to try it. Looks yummy.
I feel like this would be this after drinking it though:
in my room alone
lohaley:
theacademyiskobrakid:
I dance to my favorite songs
I look in the mirror like
I laugh at my own jokes
I cry and get sad
I see amazing post on tumblr
I’m on the phone with my friends like
and my mom burst in like
hahahhaha
story of my life!
Well, I guess that's a no-go on the whole "summer...
Watching a Samuel Adams beer commercial,
and I swear to God they just said “dry humping.”
Turns out they said “dry hopping.”
I’m still laughing.
That awkward moment when you realize that you've...
So incredibly proud of my cousin!
Two of the songs that he helped produce are in the top 10 singles and top 20 albumns on the Alternative charts on iTunes! Oh yeah, and did I mention he’s Grammy award nominated? I HAVE THE COOLEST FAMILY.
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
excessivebookshelf:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Kids these days.
the-absolute-funniest:
kids now in days dress like :
When I was a kid my parents dressed me like :
My lunch today:
*foodgasm*
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5...
tigershark:
christinathellama:
Am I too old to try out for Kidz Bop 20?!
You are never too old to try out for Kidz Bop.
Sooo I got caught sneaking out by my parents...
I was at my friends house when we both found out too, and we just looked at each other like “Oh my God we are so royally fucked right now.”
So when I came home and got the expected rage/lecture from my parents, I stormed into my room all embarrassed and upset, feeling so stupid that now everyone and their mothers (literally) knew.
But then I was all… Wait, I got caught...
