September 2011
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bitchtina:
I went to the bathroom and I lost a pound.
Not even lying.
Pshh. Amateur.
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August 2011
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Okay, I used this new body wash, and now I smell really good.
But besides that, I’m having some mental/memory connection to this smell, and I can’t remember what it is and it’s driving me crazy. I think it’s a happy one though. Unless it’s really traumatic and I’m blocking it from my memory.
I’ll just continue sniffing my knee for an hour.
I know this...
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Liquid Funk is my life: I swear to fucking god →
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jordanmori:
today sucked so bad. I hated every minute of it.
I wanted to yell at so many people.
And I have yet to tell someone some bad news which i’ve been dreading to tell her.
H-h-h-HEY JORDAN! :D
You might want to consider purchasing some lessons on how to pick up the pace on the…
He’s just having a bad day. No need to mock him. We all have bad days out there,...
I cannot stand 99% of the people in my grade. Seriously. I’m talking about The Book of Mormon the musical to this guy in my Chemistry class, asking if he’s heard of it. He’s all: “Yeah, it so funny.” And while I’m a little surprised this jock even knows what a book is to begin with, I ask: “Oh, have you heard the songs?”
“No. I know it’s...
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Anonymous asked: Don't go with that anon nigga. GO WITH MEEEEE
Anonymous asked: YOU BETTER SAY NO. I swear to god, Maddie. If you don't go with me I'll get super upset and murder you.
Anonymous asked: Expect it.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about lesbian dates for hc?
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People in school are like "Why are you so quiet?"...
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omg txt it!1!!1! :P <3 ~~!~
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Stepha’s post got me all excited :D I just remembered that I have a poodle skirt I can wear for Decades Day.
YESSSSSSSSS. :D
I seriously can’t wait for homecoming this year. Now to find a date. It’d be really nice to get asked all cute-sy with flowers and shit, and be all Ishikata-status. Or maybe I’ll just go stag.
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HP Fact:
desire-erised:
The reason Fred’s death scene was so short was because the twins were having trouble shooting it. They had numerous takes of a longer scene but they simply couldn’t do it anymore. The scene was giving Oliver such anxiety because he was watching his brother die over and over again. Now that I know the truth about why Fred’s death was so short makes me accept it just a little bit...
Walking into the theatre during 3rd lunch today:
Me:
Everyone else:
I was such a blessing. <3
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Anonymous asked: The last statement that was left in your ask...
Anonymous asked: I feel as if the last person who left you something, is living life in a giant fucking haze.
I am going to bug Nicole Porter a Pillow Pet.
Anonymous asked: You're one of those genially nice people who never asks for anything in return. You're honestly one of the nicest, if not the nicest person i know. I feel like you could accomplish anything in life with that kind of attitude. People will consider you a roll model for it.