August 2012
July 2012
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room
teenage girls are so stupid and annoying im glad im actually a 49 year old man
clawsandfangs:
and in that moment i swear we were all british
waiting-for-the-tardis:
I feel like Tumblr should have a sassy condescending paper-clip
fuckeli:
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
